BEER AND TITS
Beer and Tits,
Tits and Beer,
Two Things God Put It On This Earth
That I hold Dear.
I wish I could,
I wish I might,
play with some tits tonight.
But lacking that,
A brew would do,
But Lush that I am,
I have None of that too.
So spare me pain,
And bring me joy,
As I weep away,
The hours without a toy.