BEHOLD THE ABSURDITY!!
THE MUCH BALLYHOOED CHICKEN WING!!!
It Lives Still!!!
Now do you see? Now do you understand? Can you now empathize with me? Do you now realize that I must live each and everyday with the knowledge that *THIS* *MONSTROSITY* *IS* *MINE*????
THE HORROR!
BTW, as an aside, I should have let this out earlier. I was going through the McDonald's drive thru, and was reaching into my pocket to extract my wallet, when all of a sudden I was looking up at the ceiling of the Wing's interior. You see, the seat back's recliner mechanism went shit for tits and I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Behold the crowning disgrace!
The BROOM HANDLE 2000!