The INSANE way of thinking and the philosophy behind his madness. Basic recipe: 1 part nice, happy and very opptimistic - 1 part Evil, violent and crude. See the INSANE way of thinking is like taking a two prong approach to every and all situations.
For Example: The INSANE walks into work 15 minutes late. While stepping ever closer to his cubicle, his boss approaches him and ordering him to join him in his office. Not knowing for sure(assumable for being late) what his boss wants, he humors him by joining him in his office. His boss explains to him why being late is not good for productivity and how its going to cancel all hopes for the INSANE finally recieving his hard earned promotion on his annual review next month. Then the boss pauses for the inevitable, tell your sorry ass excuse why you were late and apologize for actually making me work therefore pulling me away from my daily ritual nap. Well the INSANE could handle this perdicament one of two ways. The first, being the nice, considerate and respectful employee. The INSANE would say, I'm sorry boss for being late, my alarm didn't go off because of the power outage and traffic was heavier than usual. I'll make it up to you by working late tonight and coming in sunday without overtime, lowering myself on the food chain and cowering like a dog. The Second, being the angry, Evil employee with random spontaneous violent outburst. The INSANE would pause and stare at the boss making him ever more unconfortable and nervous before he whips out his cock and slams it down upon his desk only to say that sounds good and all, but how about you suck my cock while I rip of your head and skull fuck you, you shit for brains excuse for management. While being escorted out by sercurity, the INSANE would attack both guards simaltaneously smashing their worthless faces in the concrete floor only to smear his feces upon the front door of the corporate office.
The INSANE way of thinking is like a random wheel. You never know what you're going to get when you spin it. You may recieve a compliment or you may recieve an ass whooping. But keep in mind the INSANE is not evil, nor does the INSANE hate. He is just that, INSANE.
Posted by Ralphie at February 6, 2026 11:22 PM