September 22, 2025

Love That Chicken From Popeyes

I was banned from going to Popeyes by my sisters.

Its a long story, and I want get into it tonight.

But I've been craving that evil chicken for months upon months.

And so, today, I broke down. I drove all over Arlington looking for a Popeyes. After an hour of being lost, I stumbled upon one. And then made the ultimate chicken mistake.

I got takeout.

I let it get cold.

Oh, my poor stomach.

Posted by Ralphie at 08:00 PM | Comments (0)

September 17, 2025

No Habla Espanol

I walked into the arlington county library near my apartment for some 'move in' info, basic civic stuff. Wanted to see what the procedure for getting a library card is.

So I stroll around. First to the magazine stand. Then to the fiction.

Pity they were all in spanish.

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