July 18, 2026

Der Huhnerfluegel Project : Chicken

Der Huhnerfluegel

Project : Chicken Wing Updates

The Chicken Wing is now properly insured, at the tender cost of $666 a year.

Took 30 minutes to remove the faggoty ass Le Bra on the front fascia. There was an unholy amount of dirt and dust and nasty stuff caked on underneath.

And it failed inspection - yay!

Ailments :
Left front tie-rod is shot.
Right front cv boot is shot.
Both rear rotors are joyously hosed.
The right headlight is upsidedown.
Oh, and there's holes in the trunk from the previous spoiler.
Locks don't quite work right.
Interior carpet is mildewed and smelly.
Dashboard is cracked and melting in places.
Dent running the length of the front right fender.
Hood slightly askew and bent.
Chair missing front right bolt (only attached to floor at 3 of 4 points)
Driver side floor carpeting very holey and wrong.
Did I mention the smell?

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Posted by Ralphie at July 18, 2026 02:02 PM
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