It aint no thing but a Chicken Wing
By circumstance, or rather my sister's totalitarian rule over her spineless bitch of a boyfriend, I have now taken possesion of The Chicken Wing.
The Chicken Wing is a Nissan 240sx, of indeterminate age and lacking structural integrity. It is puke grey in color, save where the paint has been scraped away from adventure. There are dents and scrapes along its right fender, thanks to the time my sister picked a fight with a semi. Its namesake, however, is the gigantic ricer wing affixed to its diminuative backside. The holes from the previous spoiler had been filled in, hastily and poorly, with rubber cement, and now leak into the trunk when it rains. Switch gear inside the 'cockpit' is broken, it is cursed with an automatic transmission.
But hey - its a got a CD player! FUCK THE KIA!
Now, since Project : PIPBoy was and is an absolute fucking disaster of glorious proportions, we now have PROJECT : CHICKEN WING to consume my mounds of free time.
1) The Pre-lims -
1a)To re-register this puppy in my name.
1b)To construct an appropriate logo, namely of a screaming, wingless chicken.
1c)Insurance and all that jazz.
2) REMOVE THE FUCKING WING, POST HASTE
3) Clean it out
4) PIMP IT.
More details forthcoming.
Posted by Ralphie at July 18, 2026 02:00 PM