GREAT JUMPING JEHOSAPHATS!!!!!!!!!!
OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright, people, listen up. I don't give a flying fuck wether you heard it on the news, were brainwashed by some fucking advertisement, or spent 10 years on AOL. The Web and the Internet ARE NOT THE SAME FUCKING THING.
Why must you people persist in your idiocy? Why must you further degrade your standing in life by advancing the product of your malignant inattention to the essential FUCKING DETAILS??????