This article in The Washinton Times just made me giggle. It is sad, I know, but I read and just started laughing.
Maybe I am insane. At the very least, I know I'm twisted.
The Washington Times informs us that the US does indeed have the support of most of Europe, backing up Sec. Rumfeld's comments about 'Old Europe'.
On Questions of American Intelligence:
"Q: Do you have any indication that Saddam Hussein might be willing to leave the country?
Rumsfeld: No! He does not consult with me on things like that."
Taken from the DoD News Briefing 01/15/03 Transcript.
CNN Reports On 'CC', the cloned kitty. Who, despite having completely identical DNA of her, um, 'mom', looks and acts nothing like her.
Wether or not this constitutes further proof that all cats are evil remains to be seen.
Today's Washington Post, of all publications, identifies the International ANSWER protestors as commies. Stalinist commies, no less. Mainstream protest my ass.
In other news, Ralphie feels that Numbers, despite its promise of smiting and warfare, is worse than Leviticus.
Here's hoping dueteronomy lays the smack down.
In other news, Ralphie's attempt to force sleep upon himself by reading the NIV Study Bible cover to cover has netted 2 hours of sleep over the weekend as a direct result. Likewise, the books of Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, and the beginning portions of Numbers have been read.
I might add that Leviticus took the longest. Rough.
The French Advocate Appeasement
... to no one's surprise
In a flash of impatience, Bush said of reluctant allies, "Surely our friends have learned lessons from the past."
Cpt den Beste of the USS Clueless indulges in conjecture regarding their motives. He believes they have been breaking highly vaunted international law by selling "equipment and supplies to Iraq which helped it to create" WMDs.
Appeasement worked reall well with the Nazi, ya know.
Or maybe it is simply the case that the luxury of having someone else die to secure your liberty entitles you to act like a simpering idiot.
Or maybe socialism really does rot the brain.
In other appeasement news, 'Volunteer Human Shields Head for Iraq' to prove once again that their is no hope for intelligence or common sense in humanity.
Oh, wait here's someone with a brain :
Former weapons inspector David Kay advises us not to Fall for the Old Shell Game
Maybe there's hope yet.
Blithy Thoughts From The Abyss
*Coffee*
Coffee is the life blood of any major endeavor. Corporations exist at the mercy of the first man through the door, and his particular skill in brewing. An Army marches on its stomach and its caffeine intake. No, tea does not suffice. Particularly if regular ingestion of painkillers leaves you drowsy and incoherent.
I'm proud to say that I own the ultimate in coffee conveyance. A thing of true beauty and glory.
A True Man's Mug.
RT's
Now, if you're in Northern VA, and are in dire need of a little creole lovin', please frequent one of my favorite establishments. RT's Restuarant.
Passing Into Antiquity
This website has no purpose.
It is void of reputable content, lacking any expression of cohesive thought, and is a sure and blatant sign of its authors' cognitive dislocation.
But it sure is pretty.